The 20 Unsexiest Things About Sex

Mostly because who the heck wants to go to work on two hours’ sleep? So, just because it’s nice to be honest about sex, here’s the 20 unsexiest things about it. 1. The smell. That smell. You know the one. The indescribable combination of semen, lady juice and sweat. Nice. 2. Removing socks. Hey, let me just try and hop around naked while I pull a sock printed with dinosaurs off my foot. Especially unsexy when your partner is trying […]

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