Kalie Machado, Britney Spears’ former personal assistant spilled the beans to US Weekly. The bitch deserves to have gotten fired. Don’t these people sign a confidentiality agreement when they get hired? Or is Britney too depressed to enforce it in case she actually knows where she left it?

US Weekly reports today that Kalie Machado, who was employed by Britney during her most turbulent times with Kevin Federline, has opened her big mouth and said:

"She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl. She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’"

Kalie Machado also "informed" US Weekly that Britney kept her wedding dress hung in her bedroom and framed photos of her and K-Fed all over the house.

I know what it’s like to be stuck on someone like that. And to have that someone ask for millions on top of taking your kids from you is just adding insult to injury. No wonder people go postal! It surprises me that all Britney did against K-Fed was smash his car. I would’ve smashed his balls instead!

Britney’s latest hit is not exactly a musica one. This time it is a little more physical:

Hours after losing child-visitation rights Thursday, the troubled pop star apparently ran over a photographer’s foot with her car. According to celebrity web site Hollywood.TV, Spears was pulling out of a Beverly Hills medical building around 5 p.m. when the incident occurred (…) A police dispatcher in Beverly Hills said late Thursday no police report had been filed.

This time I side with Britney. We’ve all seen how "under foot" those paparazzi can get, and this one got what he deserved. Try driving while every day of your life a crowd of photographers is literally jumping in front of your car. Chances are you will end up hitting one (or several) of them.

I’m not sure that any of the photos below are real, but if they are… well, if they are real upskirt photos of Britney, then I’m at a loss as of what to do with this girl. She’s in serious need of a spanking, I’d say. What’s more, I volunteer to give it to her!

Britney topless in her new Gimme More video? You read right! Britney Spears was topless in some scenes of her new video, but the clip producers deemed that she was giving wayyy more than she should. Unfortunatelly the original video has been removed from YouTube, but I found this one in case you really wanna see it (the quality of the copy is pretty bad since it was recorded from a TV screen). In any case, here are the deleted images from topless Britney Spears’ new video Gimme More:

Things have turned for the worse for Britney Spears, who was ordered yesterday to be booked at a police station before she can appear back in court for her pending hit and run.

The court commissioner for Los Angeles superior court told Britney that she must be fingerprinted and photographed just like any common criminal before she goes back. I’m honestly sorry to hear that the ex-pop princess will receive such treatment. It’s got to be quite demoralizing, but then again, she brought it all upon herself. I just wish that all these personal and professional tragedies hadn’t piled up on her at once..

You can tell that Britney Spears is heart broken by the loss of her little boys, and to show the world that she is feeling desperate and wants nothing but to get her sons back, Britney wears the shortest possible dress and gives the paparazzi a pretty good view of her side-boob.

I was wondering what would Britney Spears surprise us today with, after losing custody of her kids to Kevin Federline, and although I was prepared to watch her scream and yell and break K-Fed’s car windows again, I was certainly not expecting to see her showing her breasts.

As expected by us all, except herself, of course, Britney Spears has lost her kids. No, she didn’t missplace them at the supermarket. She had to surrender them to K-Fed.

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order yesterday stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court."

The reason? I mean, the reasons:

Britney Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.

Britney Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.

Britney Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn’t do it.

Britney Spears was required to sign the judge’s order — she didn’t do it.

And last Friday, Commissioner Gordon prohibited both Spears and K-Fed from driving their children unless they had a valid California driver’s license. Gordon was pissed today when TMZ posted video of Spears cavalierly driving her kids around Malibu.

Oops!

Oops, Britney did it again! Just two days ago, she flashed her pantyless crotch again for the world to see. It’s not like we haven’t seen Britney Spears’ pussycat before, but hey, a pussy flash is a pussy flash, and my duty is to report it! Photos below:

Britney Spears is in legal doodoo again, but this time it seems to be a little more serious. Not murder-serious (we’re not talking OJ here, it’s just Britney), but she can face jail time for it. The reason? Britney Spears has been charged with a hit and run and driving without a license, according to Frank Mateljan of the LA Superior Court — both because of an August 6 fender bender. The LA City Attorney sent a letter notifying Britney of the charges today; she’ll be arraigned on October 10. Each charge carries potential jail time of up to 6 months. You can see the video of the fender bender below, courtesy of X17online, here.

US Magazine reports today that according to an Emmy source, Britney Spear’s reps are in negotiations with the big Kohunas at Fox network, trying to get her in this coming Sunday’s awards show. The source said that although her appearance is yet to be confirmed, "the idea is to have her come on and apologize for the VMAs. She’s weighing the offer."

A source close to Britney said: "I can’t say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren’t dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmy’s then it’s not going through the official channels."

I don’t think that any amount of apologizing will fix her tarnished image at this point, but heck, I’d love to hear what excuse she comes up with. Although I guarantee it won’t the truth. After all, is it ever, in Hollywood?

After her performance at the VMAs last weekend, we’re all wondering what the heck happened to Britney, and why she was acting so weird. Today, Britain’s The Sun especulates on the possibility of the 25 year old blonde having been on drugs at the time. The report comes as a consequence of Britney having snapped at her hairdresser right before the show, when she saw her hairdo (which she was given anti-depressants for). An MTV source told The Sun:

“She knew she hadn’t rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career — then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw. She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone — including her stylist.” Desperate lackeys at the glitzy Las Vegas Palms Casino resort fetched her doctor, who gave Brit the prescription drugs. The source said: “Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down — but were clearly too effective.”

All you Britney haters, please STOP!

Let me start out by saying that I am not a Britney Spears fan. I have nothing against her, but I don’t have anything in her favor. I am a very impartial jury when it comes to judging Britney. Therefore, I think I have the right to come in her defense after her poor performance at the VMA 2007… So, how many women do you know that can sport a flawless body months after having a second baby? Personally, I don’t know any. And while I admit that Britney’s body wasn’t flaw free, it wasn’t too far from it… no stretch marks, no saggy stomach, no flappy arms… Granted, she was a little rounder than she used to be, and definitely, the choice of clothing was wrong. But she still looked pretty darn good for a mom. How about her poor dancing abilities? There’s the rumor out there that one of her heels was broken, and it may be more than just gossip according to Socialite Life:

Now, about her lip singing… that’s another story. She’s had months to prepare for the opening of the VMA’s 2007 Awards, and there is no excuse for her voice not being in top form, so she should’ve sung instead of faking it… or at least, she could’ve learned the words to her own song. But then again, we’ve all seen our fair share of artits lipsynch’ing before, and I won’t pull out the big guns just because it was Britney Spears who did it this time. Now, ready to see her performace?