Angelina Jolie plays an assassin again in the upcoming movie Wanted. There’s no way that such a hot woman could be a killer in real life (just watch a few episodes of Cops and you’ll see what I’m talking about… all them killing bitches are missing a few teeth and haven’t seen a comb in years). But realistic or not, the idea of having Angelina Jolie as a killer in the silver screen again turns my blood into lava. I doubt that I can compete with Brad Pitt but I’m so greatful that she hasn’t married him. It keeps my hopes alive!

Staying on topic: the movie Wanted is a comic book-based acton trhiller and in it Angelina Jolie stars alongside James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman. McAvoy plays a young man who discovers his father is an assassin, only to learn shortly thereafter that his dad has been murdered. He is then drafted to follow in his father’s footsteps, and trained by no other than Angelina herself. The flick hits the screens on March 28, 2008. In the meantime, check out the trailer. It looks like it will be awesome.

As he sentenced him, Judge Elden Fox told Lane he thought he was a human being who made a very bad mistake — and that he committed a crime and devastated three families.

Fox told Garrison, “I think you are truly remorseful,” but sentenced him to prison because “the public needs to know crimes like this need to be punished and, unfortunately, you have to be the messenger.” The sentence was based on Garrison’s lack of prior criminal history and that he admitted responsibility, pleaded guilty right away and has offered the families financial assistance. Before sentencing, a highly emotional Garrison told the victims’ families he was “genuinely remorseful” and “sickened” by his behavior that night.

If you want to send a letter to Lane Garrison, you can do so via Michelle Rodriguez or even Kiefer Sutherland, who will all be in jail for Christmas.

Kalie Machado, Britney Spears’ former personal assistant spilled the beans to US Weekly. The bitch deserves to have gotten fired. Don’t these people sign a confidentiality agreement when they get hired? Or is Britney too depressed to enforce it in case she actually knows where she left it?

US Weekly reports today that Kalie Machado, who was employed by Britney during her most turbulent times with Kevin Federline, has opened her big mouth and said:

"She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl. She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’"

Kalie Machado also "informed" US Weekly that Britney kept her wedding dress hung in her bedroom and framed photos of her and K-Fed all over the house.

I know what it’s like to be stuck on someone like that. And to have that someone ask for millions on top of taking your kids from you is just adding insult to injury. No wonder people go postal! It surprises me that all Britney did against K-Fed was smash his car. I would’ve smashed his balls instead!

Jessica Simpson may be kind of bitchy at times, but her cleavage certainly makes up for it. Although I had promised myself that I would never ever post another photo of Jessica Simpson on this blog, after seeing these ones, I couldn’t help it. Can you blame me? I’m just a man!

Jessica Biel is ready to make you "Die a Little" when you see these photos of hers in a bikini… uhhhmmmmmmmmmm…. no, that’s not what I was going to say, but my mind got blured looking at these photos of Jessica Biel wearing next to nothing. So, going back to my original thought: Jessica Biel will be the star of the upcoming movie "Die a Little", where unfortunately she won’t be wearing a bikini. Can we hope for a butt grab like the one in "I pronounce you Husband and Larry"?

Kim Kardashian’s Playboy photos are at last out. Nice layout, if you ask me. But what bothers me about it, is that after so many years waiting to see Kim Kardashian’s tits exposed, she doesn’t give us a good look at them. I hate that stupid teasing. If you’re going to show them, REALLY show them! At least she did show that big ass of hers.

Employees at a Toronto adult video store claim Hollywood starlet Paris Hilton stormed into their establishment and demanded posters promoting her infamous sex tape be removed.

Hilton apparently entered the downtown store on Wednesday afternoon and threw a fit while disguised in a skeleton costume and mask, a store manager told CTV News on Friday.

The hotel heiress, who is in the city filming a movie, allegedly ordered employees to take down their “One Night in Paris” displays in the front window.

CTV News was allowed to view the incident captured on surveillance video.

“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store,” a woman said to be Hilton was heard saying. “I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place.”

A woman is seen in the video tearing down several posters in the store.

“I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting,” she says.

“And I want the other ones too or I’m calling the (expletive) cops.”

Employees said they were shocked to see Hilton in their store. One manager, who identified himself to CTV News as “Robert,” said he was surprised by her aggressive behaviour.

Store owners said about 30 minutes after the woman left the store, a man identifying himself as Hilton’s manager came in and told them to keep the incident quiet. They said the man claimed if any security video of the incident was leaked, the store owners could be sued for defamation of character.

Several calls by CTV Toronto to Hilton’s manager regarding the incident were not returned.
The owners of the store said they were negotiating with two U.S. tabloid entertainment shows for exclusive rights to the footage. Offers as high as $50,000 were reportedly made for the tape.

Source: CTV

Rosell Crowe, the famous Australian actor, opened his mouth about Leonardo DiCaprio’s best kept secret. Apparently DiCaprio was a virgin at the age of 17.

“He was a virgin, and he’d talk about that constantly. So I’m hoping we have some time so he can fill in what’s happened in between, maybe show some photos. Because I’m sure life’s different now.”

Now, that’s weird. Kids are having sex at the age of 14 and 15 out there, and Leonardo DiCaprio, who was not only the cutest thing but also popular and rich, hadn’t scored at the age of 17? What the heck, something’s definitely wrong with that story. I think Crowe has nothing going on for himself and is making up shyte about DiCaprio to get the press to talk to him; otherwise they’d run from him like hell. I know I would, after him throwing a cellphone to a reporter a couple of years ago, remember that? Plus, what is wrong with being a virgin or being obsessed with sex at the age of 17? Weren’t we all? At least obsessed

The Gladiator star first met DiCaprio on the set of 1995 Western, The Quick and the Dead, and they are now working together on the new movie “Body of Lies”.

Jessica Simpson turned on her bitch high beams last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood 2008 fashion show in L.A.

"After Simpson viewed a parade of runway models displaying corsets designed by celebrities, a request was made for her to share her favorite moment of the evening. But her protectors stepped in and said she had only just arrived, as Simpson, who had been there for an hour, sat next to them in silence.

Hudgens clammed up when she was asked to discuss her favorite looks of the evening, inspiring Efron to pipe in: "I’m not really an underwear kind of guy, but she is." Indeed, Efron did look bored as celebrated stripteaser Dita Von Teese performed in a gilded bird cage. Keeping a tight grip on her man, Hudgens would say only that she liked the feathers that appeared on models throughout the evening."

What is wrong with these girls? Do they think they’re better than the rest of us? And what the heck are you doing at a lingerie show if you don’t like lingerie?

Yesterday was Mariah Carey’s time to shine, as her new perfume "M" was launched at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC. The perfume is said to bring together three of her favourite smells: Moroccan incense; a Tahitian flower and toasted marshmallows. When interviewed about the fragance, Mariah Carey said:

"This is the first fragrance that I wear. I’m not really a perfume person at all… Things that are too strong and overwhelming, that’s what I was always not a fan of."

If she doesn’t like perfumes, why did she bother having one created? Oh, I got it: money! That’s why the name of the perfume is M… not for Mariah or Mimi, but for Money!

In need of something to uplift your spirit today? Here’s a (too decent for my taste) preview of Kim Kardashian’s Playboy shoot. So far all they’ve leaked is some photos of Kim Kardashian in what looks like a bowl of spagetti spilled all over her torso, so I’m not too convinced that I’m going to enjoy the final results. Although with boobies like hers, it’s hard not to like anything that Kim is in.

She was always a knock out, but now that Halle Berry is pregnant, she is glowing like never before. Plus her boobs have grown to fantastic proportions. Yeah, baby, yeah! Certainly I don’t need to comment anymore about them… these photos of pregnant Halle Berry speak for themselves.

As promised, here are the full size photos of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in Rome. They make a lovely couple, and I wish her the best. After the BS that her ex-husband did to her, she deserves to be happy!

It’s been nine years since the Spice Girls set foot in a studio together. And now the SPICE GIRLS’ new single has emerged. Headline (also known as Friendship Never Ends) is a tear-jerking super-ballad that’s destined for the top of the charts. It is a very sweet and pretty song, and it is also for a good cause, Children In Need.

Wanna hear it? Listen to the Spice Girls’ New Single HERE